The gin distiller had a really bad day at work. He came home and cried into his gin and tonic. It was a real gin-sorrowful scene. The gin bottle kept telling me jokes, but I could barely keep up with its wit. It was a real Gin-spirational comedian. You don’t need to gift me anything fancy on Christmas day. Just a bottle of gin and I’ll be merry the whole day! The proper union of gin and vermouth is a great and sudden glory; it is one of the happiest marriages on earth and one of the shortest lived.’

My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin. Then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.’ Did you hear about the bar that opened on the roof of a skyscraper? Yeah, the drinks were high-priced. Now we've made your day by making you smile, you can make our day by buying some gin . Or you could just keep scrolling (to be honest we'd probably just keep scrolling - there are some very funny ones to come).Shaken, not stirred” – James Bond’s famous line about how he likes his martini is a classic gin pun. I was surprised when the gin distillery shipped me a bottle, but when life gives you gin, make gin-ade.

A man has a parrot who won't stop stealing his gin. He tells the parrot if it doesn't stop, he'll shut it in the fridge for an hour. It’s not my dream to get married. I just want 365 days of vacation and an endless supply of gin my whole life. Sunday is my rest day. I spend the whole day finishing the rest of gin I have left in the bottle.” – AnonymousYou’re the gin to my tonic” – This line is from the movie “Bridget Jones’s Baby” and is a sweet and punny way to express love. I tried to spice up my gin and tonic with some herbs, but it turns out that was a gin-and-rosemary mistake. If, after reading them, you're in such a great mood you want to buy some of our gin please visit our online gin shop - as well as collecting gin one liners, we really do make some of the world's best gins and beautiful gin gifts. No joke! My friend’s gin collection is really growing. I guess you could say he’s gin-creasing his knowledge.

I like to have a Martini, two at the very most, after three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.’Why did the champagne bottle break up with the wine bottle? It said, “I’ve always been sparkling and you’ve never made me fizz like I should.” The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen’s lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire.” – Winston Churchill Gin, known for its distinct flavor and versatility, has gained tremendous popularity in recent years. Its crisp taste and botanical essence make it a favorite spirits choice among many. But did you know that gin also has a lighter side? Prepare to be delighted as we take a delightful journey through gin puns that are sure to lift your spirits. From short puns to one-liners, and funny puns for the grown-ups, let’s dive into the world of gin-infused humor! What are Gin Puns? A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.’

I’ve made a lot of questionable choices in my life- but drinking gin is definitely not one of them! My office has just started a Gin and Tonic elevenses scheme. It takes place at my desk and I'm the only person who knows about it. First – we should let you know this isn’t our only article full of Christmas puns! Here’s a full list of our top ones in case you’re looking for further Christmas pun inspiration:A gin and tonic has 91 calories. A banana has 115 calories. My doctor told me to make the healthy choice. I love my doctor. I can only be friends with people who like the same alcohol as I do and it’s gin and tonic. If you don’t like it, don’t even dare say hi to me. The gin distillery was so productive, they had to create a gin dependency program for the workers. It was a real gin-tensive intervention. Gin-spirational Wordplay: Punnily Embracing the Clichés of Gin Drinking The best way to spread Christmas ‘cheers’ is drinking loads for all to fear… [yes we used this to start off our article, and no we are not ashamed]