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upon words. However when you add dialects the fun multiplies. The danger is that people will be offended, so to show we have no malice, I will

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welshman jokes and hilarious welshman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about welshman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.Trump hates the first amendment, loves the second amendment, and has no idea what the third amendment is. has had a little too much to drink one particular night. He noticed two larger females sitting in the corner of the pub so he walks over to spark up a conversation and he says, hello ladies, I couldn't help but notice your accents. ……Are you both from Ireland?

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farmer moved closer, 'Paid a yfed! Dwr ych-y-fi! Defaid yn cachu yn y dwr!' [Don't drink. Water's disgusting. Sheep poo in the water.] A Man walks up to a pair of ladies in Downtown London Man: Good Afternoon are you ladies from England? He gets up to the pearly gates where St Peter looks him over and enquires after his name - ‘Dai Jones’ is the response. St Peter gets his book out and looks under J for Jones. “Dear me Dai,” he says, “it would seem you spent most of your money on beer and what was left of it on loose women, and to make matters worse, when your mam advised you to get on the straight and narrow, you turned that advice down. I’m afraid there’s only one place you are going,” he pointed to the down escalator. Breaking! Justin Trudeau moves to make Canada’s National Anthem gender neutral. Not to be outdone, Trump has drawn a d*** on the US Constitution. Erich McElroyMy wife asked me if I was having an affair with a woman from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch. A Welsh person isn’t just “useless,” they are like “like a fart in a jam jar.” (fatha rhech mewn pot jam) If you’ve got a little more time to tell the jokes, here are my three top long jokes about Wales. 1. Creation of Wales What’s the difference between the Welsh nationalist party and a tartan Toyota? One’s Plaid Cymru, the other’s a plaid Camry.

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can't understand a word you say dear boy! Can't you speak English?' said the man at the stream, in aPeople say Trump is a Putin puppet, a Manchurian candidate, but Trump is so stupid that his subconscious has probably forgotten the trigger phrase. A Camerasince Wales is super photogenic. I use a mix of my Nikon D810and my Samsung8smartphone these days.

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Two plus size women with accents are walking by. The Foreigner says excuse me. Do you two gals happen to be from England . One of the women replies No idiot. Wales!!!! The bartender says "You ladies have a lovely accent. Are you from Scotland?" One of them women goes "No, Wales." Did you know that the very first condoms were invented by the Welsh, using sheep intestines? But it wasn't until the 19th century that the English perfected it by removing it from the sheep first The Welsh have a strange use of the verb 'do'. It is gratuitously inserted into sentences.For example; He do go to the chapel.Some of these phrases were taken from Y Rhegiadur, which you can find here. The link contains very strong language. What?" replied the architect, "Her mother just stood there and watched you have your way with her daughter?" Trump moved the US embassy to Jerusalem, just as Obama and Clinton had promised. This caused consternation as people weren’t sure how to react to a politician fulfilling their campaign promises. Sid Singh Snow White was returning from town to the cottage in the forest where she lived with the seven dwarfs. In the distance she could see smoke, then as she got nearer she realized that her cottage had burnt down.